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Billy May Jokes

Billy Mays is in heaven now...

Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

I was invited to a preview for a musical about the late Billy Mays

It was alright, but the lead was kind of pitchy.

TIL Billy Mays had an IQ of 63

Would that make him an OxiMoron?

If Billy Mays were a farmer...

And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

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Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop

everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more

I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day...

I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)

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I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea...

"Butt wait, there's more!"

You can lead a horse to water

...and you can now make him drink thanks to modern science!


Hi Billy Mays here to tell you about a joke that's front page material!
I'm not asking for 30,000 upvotes, I'm asking for $19.99 + shipping and handling.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
CLICK NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR KAR...

If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.

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A blonde a Catholic and a Boy Scout

So a blonde going on vacation, and a Boy Scout on his way to retreat with his father get on a small aircraft with the pilot who is an old and devout catholic.

The pilot sees the Boy Scout is shouldering a large pack and takes it from him, laying it near the door. They all take their seats an...

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next.

Here's mine.

Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar.

And die.

Your turn.

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