Billings Jokes

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, MT and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry , we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings." The bear is enraged, runs down to the end of the bar and devours the woman who was sitting at the end. The bear tells the bartender, "Now get me a beer." Bartender ... read more

He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears i... read more

And asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender replies “we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in billings.”

The bear is outraged and once again demands a beer. The bartender again says they don’t serve beer to bears in bars in billings.

The bear sees a woman drinking at the end of the... read more

There was a bear that came out of hibernation and wanted a drink. So we want to a bar in Billings he walks up to the bartender and says "one beer please". The bartender looks at him and says "I'm sorry sir we don't serve no beers to bears in bars in Billings". So the bear left angry and disappointed... read more