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Licensing Jokes

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TV Licensing

Some lad about my age in his mid 20's had someone from TV licensing at his door so I had a cheeky listen, Glad I did.

"Do you watch live TV sir?"

"Nah mate, TV's shite, don't even own one. Prefer my music me"

"May I pop inside and look so I can confirm and put that on our system...

Arguing with your wife…

is like reading a software licensing agreement.

In the end you just ignore everything and click “I agree”.

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