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Inquiries Jokes

Serious inquiries only

A friend of mine has Two Tickets for the 2016 Ryder Cup

They are Premier Box Seats plus Airfares and 5* Hotel All Inclusive Accommodation.

He didn't realize when he bought them, that this is the same day as his Wedding Day.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it'...

Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

A police officer is hammering furiously on a guy’s door. When the guy opens the door the officer says; “Do you know what GBH is?”

The guy say; “eh, no I don’t.”

The officers says; “Do you know what GTA is?”

The guy is just as clueless and says no.

The officers pushes on unperturbed; “Well, do you know what AS is then?”

The guy shakes his head and says; “ No officer, I don’t know what AS is. Why are ...

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A concerned wife goes to her husband...

"Honey, I know we said we would wait to give our little girl the birds and the bees talk, but I think it's about time."

He inquiries as to why she thinks this. Their daughter, while almost a teen, is still rather young.

"Well, I caught her masturbating."

"~~Prosperous~~ Prepost...

An Italian tourist gets into a taxi and takes a ride.

Soon after they leave, the taxi gets overtaken by a Ferrari. The Italian says:

- Ferrari very fast, made in Italy.

Shortly after that, a Ducati overtakes them. The Italian says:

- Ducati very fast, made in Italy.

After they get to the destination, the fare meter shows an ...

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle....

Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a "For sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquiries about it with the owner "Th...

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