A man sees a life-sized rat statue in an old junk store.
And he isn't sure why, but he finds the rat statue very interesting and decides to buy it. Afterwards he's walking down the street holding the statue under his arm when he looks behind and sees two rats following him. A few minutes later there are more. Soon there are dozens or even hundreds of rats...
The Brass Rat
One day a guy was browsing in an antique shop. He didn't find anything he liked and was about to leave, when suddenly at the back of a shelf he spied a brass rat. It was fascinating, the detail was incredible, he couldn't take his eyes off it. He brought it up to the counter to ask how much it wa...
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One day, a guy went into a store,
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did.
The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him. ...
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Deep voice
A guy walks into a doctors office to get examined, in a really deep voice he tells the doctor "listen here doctor I cant stand stand my voice anymore it's to deep anytime i try to talk or meet anyone i just scare them off even my wife is starting to hate it." The doctor agrees to run some test and f...
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A man with a crippling stutter visits his doctor hoping for a cure...
"D D D D Doctor, you've g g g g got to Help m m m me, I'll dddo anyt t t t thing.
The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem....
"your is massive, it's causing a great strain on your vocal chords, which is creating the stutte...
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