Bermuda Triangle Jokes - 12 Hilarious Bermuda Triangle Jokes

The Bermuda Triangle is a great vacationing spot

most people that go there, never come back.

What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges?

The Bermuda wreck tangle

What kills people who sail through the Bermuda Triangle?

Heat exhaustion - it's 180 degrees inside of a triangle.

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion...

...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle?

The bermuda triangle has three points.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

What do your room and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

Things mysteriously disappear there.

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

The Fearsome Pirate

The most fearsome pirate captain on the seven seas is sailing through the Bermuda Triangle when suddenly his first mate comes up next to him and says "Sir, one of the King's ships has been sighted over the horizon. They're armed and we should be ready for battle."

The captain turns around and...

How to create your very own Bermuda triangle?

1. Surround yourself with relatives.
2. Submerge in their expectations. Watch all your hopes and dreams disappear!

PS:- Extra effective if you are Asian, especially Indian!

Edit : True Story.. I am an Indian and I approve this >\_<

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

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