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Barr Jokes

If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?

The United States of America.

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

A Barr Walks Into A Mann.

The Attorney General then apologizes to the Minnesotan Representative.

535 Congresspeople walk into a Barr...

...or is it the other way around?

Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and William Barr are in a plane crash. Who is saved?





The American People

Did you hear the joke William Barr told Congress?

It was really funny. He said >![This section of the joke has been removed to protect the reputation of third party individuals.]!< It was really one of the better jokes he had told.

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Did you hear Attorney General William Barr is secretly gay?

A Barr walks into a guy...

A Washington hooker gets a tattoo of Mike Pence on one inner thigh and one of Bill Barr on the other ...

Then when she gets a customer, she says, "If you can name both of them, I'll give you one for free."

Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell."

Attorney General Barr released a summary of Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy findings...

They found no evidence of contusion.

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You can't deny that Rosanne Barr has the longest legs of any dame in show business.

To be able to keep a foot on the gas pedal of the bus and run yourself over with it is some Russian hooker level contortionist shit.

Why does Captain Morgan always have his foot on a barrel of rum?

Because he can barrely stand.



This is a reupload of my post from earlier due to a misspell that ruined the joke.

The autopsy report came back from the inmate who hung himself in his cell

He had the Epstein-behindBarrs virus

How did the police know that the mononucleosis virus was murdered?

Because the Epstein-Barr virus didn’t kill himself

2019 has Mono

Its symptoms are likely caused by the Epstein-Barr virus

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