What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq.

But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl.

As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero...

I can't help but shed a chocolatier.

What is Michele Obama's favorite vegetable?


A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....

When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"

Bill and the Genie

Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama's new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go absolutely ballistic.

Then he noticed a lamp half-buried...

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