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Pam Jokes

Why did the New Yorker spray pam all over their body every night before bed?

To wake up oily

in the restaurant:

Waitress: Hello, my name is Pam, what can I get you?

Husband: Hello Pam, you are very beautiful.

Wife: Why don't you tell her about your erectile dysfunction?

Husband: OK. Pam, this is my erectile dysfunction, her name is Jane.

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Pamela Anderson and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day... (one of my dad's favorites)

Saint Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates and says, "I'm sorry ladies, but I only have room for one of you. Prove to me that you're the best candidate for Heaven." Pam, thinking this one's in the bag, flashes Saint Peter her tits. "Very nice, Pam", he says. Queen Elizabeth, thinking for a momen...

I went to school with a girl called Non-Stick Cooking Spray

We tried calling her Pam. But it didn't stick.

I'm sorry I'll show myself out.

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a bus full of nuns

A few years ago there was a bus full of nuns, sadly, the bus’ brakes went out, and they full off a cliff. there were no survivors.

at the gates of heaven, st. peter is there, with a vat of holy water.

“alright sisters, please make a line” says st. peter, “ah sister marget, welcome to ...

What do you call a monkey that's a fan of The Office?

A Jim-Pam-zee.

All three of a farmers daughters are going on a date tonight. With him being overprotective he decides to meet each boy at the front door with a shotgun.

The first boy says: “Hi my name is eddy and I’m here to eat spaghetti with Betty” The farmer sends them on their way.

The second boy says: “Hi my name is is Tam and I’m here to pan gold with Pam.” The farmer sends them on their way.

The third boy says “Hi my name is chuck and I’m ...

A doctor tells a man to get his affairs in order.

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news. You only have three months to live.


Patient: (gasps)


Doctor: I know this is very unsettling, but I think it would be best to get your affairs in order.


Patient: Is that necessary, doctor? My wife is here.

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