All the children were playing with the woodchipper, except Fawn.
She was spread out all over the lawn.
What’s the difference between bucks and fawns?
Your mom won’t get on her knees for five fawns
What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?
Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.
Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.
The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...
A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately
I'm quite fawned of it
My sister dressed up as a deer for Halloween.
All my friends fawned over her
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"Father, why is my brother called Flying Eagle?"
“Well son, when an Indian brave comes out from the teepee after his wife gives birth, the child is named for the first thing the father sees.”
“Oh, is that why sister is named Rising Fawn?”
“Yes. All the braves name their children this way.”
“I understand, father.”
Little Johnny is trick or treating
and he’s dressed like a pirate! His outfit is top to bottom swashbuckling fun, and he’s incredibly proud of all the fine details included.
He goes to the first house, knocks on the door and when the door opens he yells “twick o tweat!” The woman at the door fawns over him, she coos “oh...
A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.
The boy keeps saying," If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I'd be a chick. If my mom was a doe and my dad was a buck, I'd be a fawn."
The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy, saying, "What if your mom was a...
Sherlock Irritates Watson
A confirmed bachelor, Sherlock Holmes did not have a lack of admirers willing to satisfy all his carnal needs, but yet he chose to be single, which irritated Watson to no end. As a sidekick, Watson did not get to enjoy the constant fawning of young nubile flesh willing to submit to his every wish. O...
I got impaled by a deer today:
It was a massive fawn in my side
Old Lady: "Harold? What are you doing with my birth certificate at 3 in the morning?"
Old Man: "Oh, I'm just fawning over how beautiful your name is, darling."
Old Lady: "Harold! That is incredibly sweet of you!"
Old Man: "Well, what can I say? I'm incredibly lucky to have married the woman I love, and that she could have such a beautiful name as... uh..."
A young Iroquois enters the longhouse of the village matriarch
"Grandmother, I've got a bone to pick with you" he exclaims.
"Yes, my son. What do you seek?" inquires the wise, old woman.
"Where do our names come from?"
"When a child comes into our world, I take him from the midwives and raise him towards the sky. I close my eyes...
What do you call a baby deer's droppings?