I took my dog to the vet because he was losing hair on his head.
Apparently he's got male patting baldness.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man visits a therapist
"I work long hours to support my family. When I finally get home, my wife hands me the baby and the other kids are waiting for me to help them with their homework. After dinner, it's my job to clean up and help put the baby to bed. I have an endless list of things to fix around the house on weekends...
I came up with this one during my haircut.
Barber: Sir, you are losing hair, your hair is thinning. /*I sensed that im about to get some treatment suggestion*/ Me: So, are you planning for any discount on final bill?