Balder Jokes - 3 Hilarious Balder Jokes

Did you hear about the Norse god who couldn't stop losing hair?

His name was Balder

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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now',
...

How can you tell Odin's sons apart?

Thor has long, golden, amazing hair.

His brother is Balder.

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