How do you know that a blonde is baking chocolate chip cookies?

All the m&m shells on the floor.

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Damn girl are you baking chocolate?

Because you're bitter as fuck.

An old man was laying on his death bed

With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife was baking chocolat...

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