Why didn’t Saturday and Sunday get picked to play a second round of dodgeball?
Everyone knew that they were weekend in the first round.
Playing dodgeball with kids is much harder than it looks.
You have to use both your hands to throw them.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed dodgeball teacher?
He had dodgy pupils
Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball
Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.
Was part of a really bad dodgeball team named off in the woods....
Other other teams would rejoice saying "Last night we beat off in the woods".
Whats a straight mans favorite sport?
Don't you just hate it when someone asks you to "do something funny" and you are just standing awkwardly trying to think of an appropriate joke while more and more people start to look at you? No? Just me? Okay.
Person 1: I just got 3 strikes in bowling! Person 2: I got three strikes in baseball...
Person 1: I got "nothing but net" in basketball Person 2: I got "nothing but net" in volleyball...
Person 1: I just hit someone in the stomach in dodgeball! Person 2: I just hit someo...
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I have a similar Russian joke I'll translate to English as best as I can
A son comes home from school with a note from the principal, and is met by his dad.
"Dad, the principal asked you to meet him soon."
"Why? What happened?"
"Well, during PE today I threw a dodgeball wrong and it smashed the trophy cabinet and now it needs to be replaced."