Did you hear about the cross-eyed dodgeball teacher?

He had dodgy pupils

Playing dodgeball with kids is much harder than it looks.

You have to use both your hands to throw them.

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

Was part of a really bad dodgeball team named off in the woods....

Other other teams would rejoice saying "Last night we beat off in the woods".

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I have a similar Russian joke I'll translate to English as best as I can

A son comes home from school with a note from the principal, and is met by his dad.

"Dad, the principal asked you to meet him soon."

"Why? What happened?"

"Well, during PE today I threw a dodgeball wrong and it smashed the trophy cabinet and now it needs to be replaced."

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