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Why didn’t Saturday and Sunday get picked to play a second round of dodgeball?

Everyone knew that they were weekend in the first round.

Playing dodgeball with kids is much harder than it looks.

You have to use both your hands to throw them.

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

My wife hasn't touched my genitals in years

She's a world champion at dodgeball.

Whats a straight mans favorite sport?

Dodgeball

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I have a similar Russian joke I'll translate to English as best as I can

A son comes home from school with a note from the principal, and is met by his dad.

"Dad, the principal asked you to meet him soon."

"Why? What happened?"

"Well, during PE today I threw a dodgeball wrong and it smashed the trophy cabinet and now it needs to be replaced."

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