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Racquet Jokes

Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married?

At the supreme court

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My dogs name is minton and today he ate my wife's shuttlecock and racquet while she was at work.

Bad Minton..

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When I got home my wife had 2 gorgeous friends with her.

She said, we were just talking about having a foursome if you're up for it... She smiled and winked. 2 minutes later I appeared naked with my dick in my hand..

They all had Tennis Racquets in theirs.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

There's a new game called "Silent Tennis."

It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.

The Feds have just raided a tennis club used as a front for a large Mafia organisation.

No doubt they'll be charged with racquet-eering.

What's the loudest part of tennis?

The Racquet

In Honnery of Connery...

I present to you all, yet again, my favourite Sean Connery joke. So, I asked Sean Connery to meet me in the morning around 10–ish. He said, “Tennish? But I don’t even have a racquet.” Ok, I’ll be off now...

Sean Connery arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by St. Peter, who says:

Sean! We’ve been waiting for a while, sorry you had to leave, but the big man can’t wait to meet you. He’s gonna come a see you about ten-ish.
Sean thinks for a second an replies,
“Tennish? But I didn’t bring a racquet”


RIP Lgend. You were the best bond by far.

I hate the noises tennis players make

Absolute racquet

Why did the people living next door to the tennis factory call the cops?

Because they were making a racquet.

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check...

As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the ...

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