Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married?

At the supreme court

The Feds have just raided a tennis club used as a front for a large Mafia organisation.

No doubt they'll be charged with racquet-eering.

If the mafia ran a sports shop, what would it sell?

Protection racquets.

There's a new game called "Silent Tennis."

It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.

The walls are so thin at the tennis racquet factory i work at...

The walls are so thin a the tennis racquet factory I work at. That whenever I try to get some work done all I hear are people making racquet.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Sean Connery arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by St. Peter, who says:

Sean! We’ve been waiting for a while, sorry you had to leave, but the big man can’t wait to meet you. He’s gonna come a see you about ten-ish.
Sean thinks for a second an replies,
“Tennish? But I didn’t bring a racquet”


RIP Lgend. You were the best bond by far.

What's the loudest part of tennis?

The Racquet

The Donald

President Trump walks into a local bank in New York to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" ...

I hate the noises tennis players make

Absolute racquet

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