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Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?

He cleaned out every crook and nanny.

Why do owls make the most fun babysitters?

They're a hootin' nanny.

A young boy is bathing with his mother

Boy says, “Whats that hairy thing mom?”

Mom replies, “That is my sponge.”

“Oh yes,” says the boy, “The babysitters got one, I’ve seen her washing dads face with it.”

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The story of Mr. Smiley….

There was a nice family of three, a mother, a daughter, and a father. Occasionally, the mother and father would go out on date nights, leaving their daughter at home with a babysitter. The parents would always get a female babysitter, but one day they couldn’t find any female babysitters in the ar...

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