When people ask how it feels not having kids...

I tell them I have no rugrats.

A Few From The 1998 Rugrat's Joke Book

- Is Phil's twin big?
- No she's Lil


- Knock, knock
- Who's there?
- Tommy
- Tommy who?
- Tommy the truth-why's this door locked?


- What is big and scary and lives in the toaster?
- A Reptart


- Why should Chuckie play basketball some...

I rubbed a lamp and genie popped out, he said I could have ONE wish, so I wished for some of my words to be replaced with the names of cartoons

I am having a few Rugrats

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