A teenaged farmboy is tending to his family's cattle
When his father comes out to the pasture. He says, 'Son, another family in town is paying us to breed more cattle for 'em. Take our three largest heifers over to their farm where their breeding bull is waiting.' The son dutifully walks the mile or so with their three cows over to the Anderson far...
What does Santa Claus have in common with a teenaged boy?
They both empty their sacks into socks while the family is asleep.
Teenaged son: dad I want to have a Batman party with my friends
Dad: aren’t you a bit old for a theme party ?
Teenaged son: no. The theme is, No Parents.
The worst thing about being in my 40's is that I can't get teenaged girls to sleep with me.
It's like being a teenager again.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya...
...after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found ...
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A young teenaged girl has her first trip to the gynecologist...
She gets taken to the examination room and the nurse tells her to strip down, put the gown on, sit in the chair and put her legs in the stirrups. The girl is a bit overwhelmed, but she complies.
A few minutes later, the doctor comes in, takes a quick glance at the girl's chart and then sits d...
How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?
They both want to unzip your genes!
credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)