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A teenaged farmboy is tending to his family's cattle

When his father comes out to the pasture. He says, 'Son, another family in town is paying us to breed more cattle for 'em. Take our three largest heifers over to their farm where their breeding bull is waiting.'
The son dutifully walks the mile or so with their three cows over to the Anderson far...

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At christmas dinner, when my uncle proudly announced that he had started a summer camp for deaf-mute teenaged boys, nobody said anything.

We all knew he was just feeling a little cocky.

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A teenaged girl goes to her dad and begs to borrow his Porsche for the night.

Her dad says:"no", but she begs and begs and he comes up with a solution.

He says: "Tell you what, you give me a blow job and the car is yours for the night".

She is taken aback but finally decides that she will look so cool and her friends will be so envious and agrees. She unzips h...

What does Santa Claus have in common with a teenaged boy?

They both empty their sacks into socks while the family is asleep.

The worst thing about being in my 40's is that I can't get teenaged girls to sleep with me.

It's like being a teenager again.

Back in 2006, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully...

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A young teenaged girl has her first trip to the gynecologist...

She gets taken to the examination room and the nurse tells her to strip down, put the gown on, sit in the chair and put her legs in the stirrups. The girl is a bit overwhelmed, but she complies.

A few minutes later, the doctor comes in, takes a quick glance at the girl's chart and then sits d...

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes!



credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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