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Aunt May Jokes

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Peter Parker was at home alone one day, when suddenly aunt may walks in on him masturbating.

I guess she was the first person to see Spiderman home coming.

Spiderman became a vigilante

Meanwhile, Aunt May became a vigil auntie.

Uncle Ben probably wouldn't have discouraged Peter from joining the Avengers

But his Aunt May

Which of Peter Parker's guardians would keep his secret?

His uncle wouldn't, but his aunt may.

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