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Mindset Jokes

What do u call a Mongolian with a weak mindset?

Ghengis Khan't

I pulled my kid out of pre-school because they were indoctrinating him into a socialist liberal mindset

Today, his teacher was teaching him how to share.

I choose to believe in female minotaurs.

I have a lass-half-bull mindset.

Working for IT is terrible.

You get into a very technical mindset. So much so that everytime you're on a computer you end up with that mindset, therefore saying things differently to the point of other people not understanding.

"Yes" ends up as "Y"

"No" ends up as "N"

"Disease" ends up as "iPhones"

Positivity

I was sent on a positive mindset training course today. It was good but the room was half empty...

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(NSFW) My wife wants a divorce.

She told me, "You always have a dirty mindset wherever we go!"

I told her, "Baby, I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination!"

That's when the shit hit the fan. My whole room started to smell and I realized I don't have a sexy imagination, nor a wife for I am a redditor.

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Dungeon Location

If you are going to build an S&M dungeon at home, it's location is very important. You need a place in your house with the right energy, right decor and the right mindset, probably best if it's on the lowest floor of the house for symbolic reasons.

I suggest you try debasement

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Some translated Italian jokes on the European immigrant crisis

Venezuela offers refuge to 20k immigrants. *Now I want to see how you even get here.*

France suggests bombing Syria. To drive out the last refugees.

Clashes on the border between Hungary and Serbia. If I were an Austrian archduke, I would stay home.

Merkel: "Refugees will change...

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A skinhead is arrested for drug offenses and goes to prison

At first he's worried, as he's used to having lots of followers backing him up and isn't sure how he'll deal with the other inmates. He decides the best way to get ahead is to find prisoners of a similar mindset and join then.

He sees some skinny white dudes coming in from a back area. Figuri...

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