Intolerance Jokes - 12 Hilarious Intolerance Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...

lactose intolerance.

What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France?

Smelly derriere (dairy air)

upvote

downvote

report

The person who discovered wheat intolerance has died.

The family has requested, NO FLOURS.

upvote

downvote

report

I don't understand lactose intolerance ppl

Why can't they just tolerate it? It's not that hard.

upvote

downvote

report

Did you know lactose intolerance is a genetic thing?

Runs in the family.

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call a hooker with a gluten intolerance

A pasta-toot

upvote

downvote

report

How do coeliac intolerance people in Germany say hello to each other?

Gluten-Morgan

upvote

downvote

report

My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me fart.

I hate my analogies.

upvote

downvote

report

There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance...

and the Portuguese.

upvote

downvote

report

Gastroenterology Jokes

Looking for good GI jokes. That’d make a GI doctor laugh!

—-

Good ones I have

—-

A banana a day they said was good for cleaning the colon

It was a week before I realised you have to eat them

——

what do you call a fake gluten intolerance?

a sill...

upvote

downvote

report

My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting

I suspect he's got black toast intolerance

upvote

downvote

report

Yo mama so dumb

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.