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Intolerance Jokes

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When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...

lactose intolerance.

What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France?

Smelly derriere (dairy air)

The person who discovered wheat intolerance has died.

The family has requested, NO FLOURS.

I don't understand lactose intolerance ppl

Why can't they just tolerate it? It's not that hard.

Did you know lactose intolerance is a genetic thing?

Runs in the family.

What do you call a hooker with a gluten intolerance

A pasta-toot

How do coeliac intolerance people in Germany say hello to each other?

Gluten-Morgan

My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me fart.

I hate my analogies.

There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance...

and the Portuguese.

Gastroenterology Jokes

Looking for good GI jokes. That’d make a GI doctor laugh!

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Good ones I have

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A banana a day they said was good for cleaning the colon

It was a week before I realised you have to eat them

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what do you call a fake gluten intolerance?

a sill...

My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting

I suspect he's got black toast intolerance

Yo mama so dumb

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

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