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At Zoo Jokes

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A tragedy at the zoo today

Due to an electrical failure, a fire broke out in the primate exhibit. The inhabiting apes, frightened, began throwing feces at zoo employees as they fought to control the blaze.

Thankfully, the fire has been extinguished but at least five zookeepers have been hospitalized with turd degree b...

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A Monkey was arrested for throwing lit shit at zoo employees

3 were hospitalized with turd debris burns

*dinosaur at zoo roars at me*

"ROAR"

whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this

"GROWL"

hmm

"SHOUT"

hmmm

"YELL"

hmmmmm

"HOLLER"

oh its a thesaurus"

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My child fed the animals at zoo

Zoo keepers were pissed...
But the lions thought he tasted great.

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