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Halley Jokes

Halley's Comet

From: General Manager


To: Departmental Heads


On Friday evening at 5 p.m., Halley's Comet will be visible in this area-an event which occurs only once every 76 years. Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside the building and I will explain this rare phen...

Why was Sir Edmund Halley the funniest astronomer in history?

Because the joke is always in the comets

What's green and only appears once every 76 years?

Halley's Kermit.

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