No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stay focused
Went to the naval observatory the other day.
....weirdos there wouldn't stop checking out my belly.
Clocks, Trump, and Heaven
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course...
An astronomer walked into a bar.
He sat down and ordered a Guinness. The bartender got it for him and, hoping to get a better tip since the bar was slow, decided to make some small talk. Looking him over, the bartender noticed he was wearing a badge from a local observatory.
B: So, you work at the observatory, huh?
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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...