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Observatory Jokes

I think the guy who works at the nearby observatory is too lazy and unfocused to do his job well.

Every time I’ve checked, he’s always been just staring off into space.

I lost my astronomy job at the observatory

No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stay focused

Went to the naval observatory the other day.

....weirdos there wouldn't stop checking out my belly.

Clocks, Trump, and Heaven

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course...

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

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