I'm just like a pterodactyl in the bathroom...

Because my P is silent.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because they’ve been dead for millions of years.

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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Cause they’re fucking extinct

What do you call a Pterodactyl after if it visits the loo?

A terodactyl.

You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....

That just means urine on the joke.

You wont hear a pterodactyl urinate

..because its pee is silent

A caveman saw a pterodactyl for the first time.

Caveman : Look at that dino soar!

What comes after a pterodactyl?

a repair-odactyl.

What do pterodactyls do when they're afraid?

They scream in pterror.

The Pterodactyl’s Dilemma

Once there was a young Pterodactyl who really needed to use the restroom, but was too shy to do so in front of the other dinosaurs. So it decided to fly up to the tallest tree he could see and tried to do so there. As soon as it reached the top, the Pterodactyl thought to itself “I can’t do it here,...

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its P is silent.

Credit: I had lunch at school with my 7 year old today and one of his buddies supplied that gem.

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At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myself…

This is a really weird punchline.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the pee is silent.

With thanks to my seven year old son.

What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl?

A pgigadactyl!

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Say what you want about how a pterodactyl shits loudly...

... at least its P is silent.

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