Pterodactyl Jokes - 13 Hilarious Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're dead

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What comes after a pterodactyl?

a repair-odactyl.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the pee is silent.

With thanks to my seven year old son.

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What do you call a Pterodactyl after if it visits the loo?

A terodactyl.

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What do pterodactyls do when they're afraid?

They scream in pterror.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because they have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl?

A pgigadactyl!

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A caveman saw a pterodactyl for the first time.

Caveman : Look at that dino soar!

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The Pterodactyl’s Dilemma

Once there was a young Pterodactyl who really needed to use the restroom, but was too shy to do so in front of the other dinosaurs. So it decided to fly up to the tallest tree he could see and tried to do so there. As soon as it reached the top, the Pterodactyl thought to itself “I can’t do it here,...

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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its P is silent.

Credit: I had lunch at school with my 7 year old today and one of his buddies supplied that gem.

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You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....

That just means urine on the joke.

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Why can’t a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because they’re dead, idiot!

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"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.

She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

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