Paraguay Declares War on China

One day Paraguay decides to declare war on china and they send a message to the Chinese saying:
"Watch your back, we're declaring war against you. We have 105 tanks, 47 planes that can actually fly, 4 boats that can sail, and 5200 soldiers."

The Chinese write back "We accept. But we have 1...

Why did Africa pull a prank on Europe?

He thought he was GHANA get away with it. KENYA blame him? He's BENIN worse situations before. OMAN, I gotta stop. I can't BELIZE i'm saying these words right now. There's NORWAY anybody is gonna find this funny. Nothing ISRAEL to me anymore. How much do you want TIBET this will get downvoted to obl...

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