A plane crashes on an island with cannibals. Only a German, a Russian and an American survive.
The cannibals immediately capture them and bring them to their village. Their chieftain says: "We certainly want to kill and eat you, but our customs demand for a ritual that gives you a fair chance. For the first part of the ritual, you each go to the jungle and capture an animal."
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Some African animals playing cards in Las Vegas.
Lion: Stop taking extremely quick glances at my card, you're a cheetah!
Cheetah: No, your Lion!
Warthog: You guys are just ignoring the guy with the super long nose who can suck up cards while nobody notices.
Elephant: Well I wouldn't be so hungry for cards if you weren't HOGGIN...
There's a zebra, a warthog and an impala and they drinking at the water hole when a pride of lions appears out of the bushes and surrounds them.
The biggest lion says "Okay you three are going to each tell me a joke and if I don't laugh I'm going to kill you."
So the ze...