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Argues Jokes

What do you call somebody who sits on the fence about religion, but argues against both sides anyway?

Antagnostic.

The average couple argues 268 times a year...

It's actually 265, but try telling her that!

What do you call a Catholic that argues in church?

A mass debater

What Do You Call Someone Who Argues About Sailboats?

A Mast-Debater!

I just wrote a review of a book that argues that math charts should use bolder lines.

My review: "The plot thickens"

A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink.

The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdainful, points to a sign clearly labelled: NO JOKES SERVED HERE

Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.

The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.

Wiping the inside of a glass,...

I'm reading a book that argues against euthanasia.

It's impossible to put down.

Everyone argues over writing dates 2 October or October 2, either way

10/2 your own damn business.

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