Arcing Jokes

He had a successful day negotiating new business with some Japanese counterparts, who invited him golfing the next day. He decides to celebrate a successful day with a prostitute. Towards the end of the act, the prostitute is thrashing wildly and shouts "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!". The busines... read more

Two warring nations have been fighting over their "holy land" for hundreds upon hundreds of years. One day, they decide to send their best philosopher to a duel of knowledge, to determine who truly deserves the "holy land". The only dilemma is neither nation speaks the same language.

So the t... read more

One day in class, the teacher says "Now, this is what you're gonna do here, class, I want you to stand up and tell a story from your life, and then afterwards, reveal the moral to that story".

So a girl raises her hand. "Yes, Becky! What's your story?".
So Becky stands up and she says "My ... read more