Before I got my life in order I used to host illegal parties and DJ at Stonehenge

But I no longer mix in those circles

You know what beats Stonehenge?

Paperhenge

My mate and I went to Stonehenge.

"Of all the places we've been, this is my favourite to date," he said.

I said, "But there isn't a woman in sight."

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