The 3+ Best Stonehenge Jokes

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You know what beats Stonehenge?

Paperhenge

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

My mate and I went to Stonehenge.

"Of all the places we've been, this is my favourite to date," he said.

I said, "But there isn't a woman in sight."

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