My son was excited about our Catholic church’s archeology class.
But all he saw was a bunch of old bones.
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition
They come across a pyramid and inside it is a mummy. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.
A man spends his days studying archeology at university, and his nights dreaming of someday finding a girlfriend.
No matter how hard he tried, he could never master the techniques of dating.
Eventually, his professors had to fail him.
Joke Archeology -- who's heard an older version of this often recycled joke?
I heard this one the first time back in the early 70's.
Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger were giving a young hippie hitchhiker a ride home in Air Force One from the Camp David Area, they started having engine trouble, unfortunately there were only four parachutes and the drafted pilots ju...
I studied archeology
Now my life is in ruins.
I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition
Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing?
About 200 years
Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, KGB and the Stasi....
The CIA team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later.
"As far as we can determine, the remains are about 500,000 years old."
Not to be outdone by the CIA, the KGB goes in and comes out about 8 hours later.
"The remains are approximately 515,550 y...
Want to know a job that isn't doing very well right now
Archeology it's in ruins!