A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition.
After some digging, they found a pyramid and a mummy inside it. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come ...
Joke Archeology -- who's heard an older version of this often recycled joke?
I heard this one the first time back in the early 70's.
Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger were giving a young hippie hitchhiker a ride home in Air Force One from the Camp David Area, they started having engine trouble, unfortunately there were only four parachutes and the drafted pilots ju...
I studied archeology
Now my life is in ruins.
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing?
About 200 years
I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition
Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, KGB and the Stasi....
The CIA team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later.
"As far as we can determine, the remains are about 500,000 years old."
Not to be outdone by the CIA, the KGB goes in and comes out about 8 hours later.
"The remains are approximately 515,550 y...
Want to know a job that isn't doing very well right now
Archeology it's in ruins!