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Edgar Allan Poe Jokes

You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

Poetry

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People don't realize Edgar Allan Poe was a landlord.

His tenants were always complaining about the lease terms being terrible, leading them to being the first to coin the phrase: "fuck the Poe lease!"

I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe

Nevermore

What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?

They're both Po-Lice.

* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.

My pet horse has started writing poetry.

Edgar Allan Poe-ny

Smart parrot

A guy that is lacking some money, teaches his parrot how to recite a couple of famous poems.

Between his neighbours and friends he sells around 7 tickets to see the parrot in a live performance at the garden of his house.

– Thanks for comming in! We will now hear a poem by Edgar Allan ...

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