an old man reads Deuteronomy on his laptop to fall asleep on airplanes. what is that called?

elder scrolls 5, sky rem.

Why does Peter Pan fly everywhere instead of using airplanes or helicopters?

Cause when he used airplanes and helicopters, he could "Neverland".

I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.

It never took off.
The pilot was terrible.

You know why blind people don't jump out of airplanes?

It scares the dog.

They have clocks on airplanes now

How time flies...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy went ...

What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?

A re-seeding airline!

This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

What do we want? Low flying airplanes! When do we want them?


Airplanes are atheist.

Jets are religious.

Why? Because Jetspray.

I have a joke on airplanes...

But I can't seem to land it.

I've always wanted to joke about airplanes

Although I'm afraid they won't takeoff

Airplanes are a blessing in disguise

*clears throat*

Excuse me...

A blessing in the skies.

It’s better said than typed :/

- Did you know that airplanes black boxes are actually orange?

- What? I thought they were boxes!

Did you know that there are more airplanes underwater

...than submarines in the sky?

A little girl opened a window on an airplane

She really had her head in the clouds for a moment.

Want to hear a joke about airplanes?

Nevermind, that joke would just fly over your head.

Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?

I just can’t see them taking off.

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