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Airplanes Jokes

What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?

A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

I love "technically true" jokes, like:

If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.

Or

Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

Or

There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

What else ...

What do we want? Low flying airplanes! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeooooowwwww!

I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.

It never took off.
The pilot was terrible.

As airplanes about to crash...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, r...

There are more airplanes in the ocean

than submarines in the sky

Jokes are like paper airplanes

I suck at making them

Greta thunberg began screaming,

“I will not fly private!” She said to her manager as they pulled into the parking lot.

“The conference is two days away and across the ocean, would you like to fly coach?” He replied.

“On a commercial airline produced by slave labor? I don’t think so!” She screamed.

Her manag...

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Where do Baby Airplanes Come From?

A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary .. The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who c...

They have clocks on airplanes now

How time flies...

Airplanes are atheist.

Jets are religious.

Why? Because Jetspray.

You know why blind people don't jump out of airplanes?

It scares the dog.

I have a joke on airplanes...

But I can't seem to land it.

Airplanes are a blessing in disguise

*clears throat*

Excuse me...

A blessing in the skies.



It’s better said than typed :/

How often to airplanes crash?

Usually just once.

I've always wanted to joke about airplanes

Although I'm afraid they won't takeoff

Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?

I just can't see them taking off.

Want to hear a joke about airplanes?

Nevermind, that joke would just fly over your head.

I only fly on married airplanes

They never go down on you.

What do politics and airplanes have in common ?

You need both right and left wings, or you crash.

an old man reads Deuteronomy on his laptop to fall asleep on airplanes. what is that called?

elder scrolls 5, sky rem.

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