There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses.. Throwing bails of hay out the back of it.. Carrying firewood and what not. When all of sudden one day, chug chug chug it breaks down.
So he decides to go back to the shed to grab his tr...
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Two Newfies are flying a plane
Two Newfies were flying a plane and were getting ready to land.
The pilot says to the co-pilot “Alright let’s get ready to land! Follow procedure and give me the half flaps!”
The plane continues on it’s path towards the runway. The pilot notices that the runway looks a little short a...
Some American pilots challenged their Russian counterparts to find out whose planes are faster.
The Americans took the latest supersonic aircraft, but the Russians managed to get only an old, decommissioned Kukuruznik and tied it to the American plane with rope.
After takeoff, an American crewmember said to his commander:
"Sir, the Russians are right behind us!"