I used to fly a hang glider over my hot neighbor's pool.
My dad caught me and told me, "Son. You're grounded."
How gliders fly is kind of a mystery to me...
But I guess they have potential.
Hang Gliding Hillbilly
You don’t see too many people hang-gliding deep down in Kentucky, but Ol’ John Hickory decided to save up and get a hang glider. He took his new toy to the highest mountain and readied to take flight. After a taking a few deep breaths, John took off running and when he reached the edge he sailed off...
A tourist is enjoying the sights from the famous Tashkent tower in Uzbekista...
When suddenly a guy in a hang-glider arrives, smashes into the tower and tumbles down to certain death.
Shortly afterwards, a second hang-glider does exactly the same.
Horrified, the tourist turns to the local guide, asking what on Earth just happened.
The guide shrugs, “You kno...
A flap on the wing of an aircraft or glider that can be projected in order to create drag and so reduce speed.
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In the early days of aircraft, China was copying some American designs.
They bought one of the earliest gliders from the States and carefully took it apart. Measured dimensions of the wings and body, weighed every single part and even did some careful studies to determine the exact materials.
They put some of their best engineers on it to ensure all the maths che...