I used to fly a hang glider over my hot neighbor's pool.

My dad caught me and told me, "Son. You're grounded."

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What’s the difference between a golfer and a hang-glider?

When the golfer fails he goes *WHACK* “FUCK”, when the hang-glider fails he goes “FUCK” *WHACK*

How gliders fly is kind of a mystery to me...

But I guess they have potential.

Hang Gliding Hillbilly

You don’t see too many people hang-gliding deep down in Kentucky, but Ol’ John Hickory decided to save up and get a hang glider. He took his new toy to the highest mountain and readied to take flight. After a taking a few deep breaths, John took off running and when he reached the edge he sailed off...

A tourist is enjoying the sights from the famous Tashkent tower in Uzbekista...

When suddenly a guy in a hang-glider arrives, smashes into the tower and tumbles down to certain death.

Shortly afterwards, a second hang-glider does exactly the same.

Horrified, the tourist turns to the local guide, asking what on Earth just happened.

The guide shrugs, “You kno...

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A flap on the wing of an aircraft or glider that can be projected in order to create drag and so reduce speed.

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Three men argue, who has the most stupid wife.

First one says: "My wife can't swim, yet she bought herself a complete scuba diving equipment."
Second one says: "That's nothing: my wife has vertigo even when she looks down a window on the first floor, yet she bought herself a hang-glider."
Third one says: "That's nothing, gentlemen: my ...

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In the early days of aircraft, China was copying some American designs.

They bought one of the earliest gliders from the States and carefully took it apart. Measured dimensions of the wings and body, weighed every single part and even did some careful studies to determine the exact materials.

They put some of their best engineers on it to ensure all the maths che...

Three Southern ladies

There are these three Southern ladies, Miz Ida and Miz Edna, and Miz Blanche a settin' in the glider on their porch, drinkin' mint juleps and fanning themselves in the cool afternoon air. Their talk turned to the pet names they called their husbands.

Miz Ida turns to Miz Edna and says "I cal...

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