The 7+ Best Glider Jokes

Hang-glider

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding.

Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight.

He takes off running and reaches the edge--into the wind he goes!
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Spider-Man sensed a green figure levitating in the distance on a glider. “Hey! Who are you?”, he yelled.

“Well, I’m the foe.”

I used to fly a hang glider over my hot neighbor's pool.

My dad caught me and told me, "Son. You're grounded."

How gliders fly is kind of a mystery to me...

But I guess they have potential.

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In the early days of aircraft, China was copying some American designs.

They bought one of the earliest gliders from the States and carefully took it apart. Measured dimensions of the wings and body, weighed every single part and even did some careful studies to determine the exact materials.

They put some of their best engineers on it to ensure all the maths che...

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A flap on the wing of an aircraft or glider that can be projected in order to create drag and so reduce speed.

Three Southern ladies

There are these three Southern ladies, Miz Ida and Miz Edna, and Miz Blanche a settin' in the glider on their porch, drinkin' mint juleps and fanning themselves in the cool afternoon air. Their talk turned to the pet names they called their husbands.

Miz Ida turns to Miz Edna and says "I cal...

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