The husband leans over and asks his wife "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a cr...
When the construction of the chief's new house was completed, he hosted a feast to thank these who aided him during the construction.
During the feast, everyone congratulates him and said: " You're extremely competent to build houses like this one here."
His wife heard the compliment and spoke for her husband: " Well, the credit isn't all my husband's, the credit goes to these who contributed! "
After the feast, ever...
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