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Abiding Jokes

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A Young, Law-Abiding Couple (X-post at r/funny)

A police officer was patrolling at night off the main highway when he saw a car parked on a well-known lover's land with its interior light glowing.

He approached the car to get a closer look. He saw a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine and a young woman in the back seat r...

What do you call a law-abiding Middle Eastern waffle shop that caters to police officers, but tastes horrible?

Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels"

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

On his eighteenth birthday, a son announces to his parents that he is no longer abiding by their curfew.

“I’m an adult now,” he says, “and you can’t stop me from exiting and entering the house any time I want.”



“You’re half right,” says his dad. “We can’t stop you from leaving the house, but we can stop you from coming back in.”

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If being sexy is a crime ,

Then I am a law abiding citizen .

If being handsome is a crime...

I would be a law-abiding citizen

White house

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.

Help! A terrorist is drowning!

This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina, I noticed a man running down the dock toward me dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat be...

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