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Abandonment Jokes

My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues...

Oh wait. She's back. She just went to get some milk.

I was gonna tell a child abandonment joke....

But then I realized it wasn’t wanted

My abandonment issues are gone!

They decided to leave me too I guess..

If you are looking for a witty guy with abandonment issues

Then look no father

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

I hate women who lie over the smallest things.

My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.

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