77 Jokes

Because you get 8 more.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$

Luckily I'm the other 33%.

Over the next few weeks Russia will see a 23 percent population decrease.

He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It says it is July 7, the seventh day of the seventh month.
As he steps outside he notices Bus #7 going by. He walks to a coffee shop and orders a coffee and a bite to eat and the bill comes to $7.77.

The man thinks "hmm... read more

That's absurd, there isn't even that many of us.

I don't know what he's up to now.

70+71+72+73+74+75+76+77+78+79 = 745

### Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the c... read more

Because they get 8 (ate) more.

Repurposed from a /u/sciomancy6 comment.

I'd have 77 cents

I had a vivid dream of the number 7, just a giant 7... and when I woke up, it was 7:00... so I get up and decide to go to the track, because I like to play the ponies.. and I get a cab, and the cab pulls up, and it’s number 7... so I get to the track and I ask what I owe, and it was $7.77... I go in... read more

Mark dreams number 7.

He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.

He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.

Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.

Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.

The horse comes seventh.

...I'd have $0.77 cents.

Men are losing a dollar for every 77 cents that a woman loses.

77 of them didn't understand me.

77 cuz you get 8 more

(Shamelessly stolen from Redd Foxx)

That means 77% are walking around untreated.

Death: Best I can do is 77

After amassing several million dollars from his role on the famed TV show ('77-'84) and from his role as Nick Nack in The Man With the Golden Gun, Herve dedicated his life to charitable causes that would benefit other "little people". Understanding that they had special needs, he self-funded a hous... read more

It will be called “Double O .77 cents on the dollar”.

You'd only have to give them 77% of the money you would've had to give a man

Actually they make 77 cents to a man.

A reporter went in to a prison to to report on conditions there. He was standing in the chow hall, next to a guard. All the prisoners were silently eating their grub.
All of a sudden one of the prisoners shouted “24!”. All of the other prisoners started to laugh.
A minute later another prisone... read more

At first, finding themselves with a lot of spare time, the two began telling each other every last joke each of them could remember.

After years had passed, there were simply no more jokes left to tell. The two devised a number system to expedite the joke-telling in the event that one of them... read more

Some older people at a nursing home are complaining about getting older. One picks up his coffee and says "I'm getting so old I can barely lift my arm to pick up my coffee"

Someone sitting next to him says, "My cataracts is so bad I can barely see my coffee."

Someone behind them then s... read more