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Zoologists Jokes

What do Zoologists and Chess players both get excited over?

Mating patterns

Why are herpetologist the most inquisitive zoologists?

Because they axolotl questions.

Any good mechanic will tell you that it's very easy to blow a seal...

However, most zoologists disagree ;)

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I was walking through the park

I see a group of guys with pencils and paper writing things down. I say, "hey guys, what's up?" They say, "we're counting crows." They see my excitement, and I say, "oh shit, I love your music." One of them frowns and replies, "we're zoologists."

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