My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.

That was completely out of the blue.

What did the Cobalt Tungsten say to the farmer?

Iodine Molybdate

What do you get when you mix an atom of cobalt, an atom of vanadium, and two atoms of iron?

covfefe

I dreamt of a cobalt blue pig last night.

When I woke up I realized that it was just a pigment of my imagination.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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It's dress rehearsal time on the set of Saturday Night Live.

A new intern, having been hired for one episode, arrives at NBC's studios, excited as can be.

He heads to the front of the set and is directed into a closet to get suited up for practising an SNL sketch.

He chooses a suitable suit, pair of pants and buttons himself up. At last he comes...

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