Two country types are sitting outside a university, when a man comes out. One of them stands up, and goes over to talk to this man.
He says ''Ello there, son. You look loike one of them clever university toipes. What is it that you're studyin' then?'
The man, slightly stunned, says, '...
Whats a yokel?
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A man is driving through southern Alabama late at night when his car breaks down
“Just my luck,” he thinks as he decides to start walking. Fortunately, after a quarter mile or so he finds an open, albeit shabby motel. He checks in with the extremely backwoods desk clerk and sees that the place won’t win any Michelin awards, but he just needs a place to lay his head until the mo...
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What you got there, boy?
A boy is walking down a country lane, past an old codger's house, carrying a roll of chicken wire.
"What you got there, boy?" asks the old man.
"Well, sir. This here's chicken wire so I'm gonna go git me some chickens", replies the youth.
"Pshaw! You're crazy son", ...