A strange man told me that he would give me 1 million dollars, but the person I loathed most in the world would get 1 billion dollars. He asked if I would accept?
"Easy," I replied, "Of course I'll take it."
"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with 1.001 billion dollars"
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A Jewish man owns a craft shop
The local tailor, a known racist and anti-Semite, goes into his shop and says "Oi, I want some yellow yarn, deliver it to my shop tomorrow at nine exactly."
The Jewish shop owner is loathe to serve this man, but knowing it's where almost a quarter of his profits come from, he has little choic...
From my fiancée: Once upon a time, there was a gal who lived in Liberty, OH.
She followed her dream of becoming a fashion designer and opened a store with her own fashion line.
There was a cranky old guy living down the street who absolutely loathed her work, and every day he would come to the store and publicly denounce whatever was in the window.
Then, he mov...
Ed Smith was a famous but rude ore trader in the area.
ED SMITH'S SHOP.
It was one of the biggest landmarks in the town. You could just look at that big metal sign and see how proud the man was of his trade.
No matter how good a businessman he was, Ed's arrogant behavior was loathed by pretty much everyone. He was too proud of his riches, ...
A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist
He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a pie...