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Pleases Jokes

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Wife asked if she pleases me in the bedroom.

Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed?

Husband: Yes...I love that trick you do with your mouth.

Wife: What trick?

Husband: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to bed.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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After killing himself and several others, a suicide bomber is given 72 virgins to use as he pleases.

When the suicide bomber arrives, he notices that they're all on laptops. He finds this strange, and asks one what they're doing. The virgin responds, "We're playing Fortnite. Wanna join?"

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