A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.
As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how alcohol was tea...
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Timmy just loves clowns. Favourite thing in the world.
He's got clown bed spread, posters in his room, the whole shabang. Totally idolizes them
One day, Timmy sees that the big top circus is coming to town. He gets so excited that, when it finally arrived, he camps outside the ticket booth, waitimg to get the best seat in the house. And when he g...
The Princess Bride is bull
When Wesley spends five years building up an immunity to iocane powder, it's romantic and we should idolize him.
But when I do it with rum, I'm an "alcoholic who needs to pay his goddamn child support."