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Oftentimes i find myself putting ice cubes on my eyeballs.

I think its because i wanna look cool.

My father has a special talent

He can eat lightbulbs.

I never actually saw him eat a lightbulb but oftentimes I would hear him say to my mother, "Honey, turn the lights off so I can eat that already."

Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers

Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field.

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