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Wonderfully British…

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ...

I’m a big fan of books like “Huckleberry Finn” and “Tom Sawyer,”

I’m also a fan of songs like “Man! I feel like a woman” and “You’re still the one.” I can’t help but think that this author would write wonderfully folksy songs for this artist.

But sadly, never the Twain shall meet.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three chefs were stuck on a deserted island.

They were completely out of food and about to starve to death so they decide they need to start eating each other.

First one of them cuts off his own hand. He marinades it in sea salt and then cooks it over a hot fire. The results are exquisite.

"Wonderfully crispy, just like my mother...

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