What's the worst way to describe asthma?

It's breathtaking

What do you and covid have in common?

You’re both breathtaking.

God says to the angel Gabriel: "I'm going to create a land called Canada."

"And Canada will be one of the largest and wealthiest in the world, stretching from the Arctic circle to the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, with breathtaking natural beauty and vast natural resources.

And Canada will have a rich cultural heritage, and its people will be renowned all over the wo...

When you go hiking with asthma

You'll always find a breathtaking view

I unplugged my grandma's life support

The moment was really breathtaking.

My wife said I was breathtaking in bed.

So I removed her oxygen mask. RIP Marie.

Damn babe are you a Minneapolis police officer?

'Cos you're breathtaking..

Breathtaking

A guy sits on the train, reading a newspaper. He lays down his newspaper and says to the guy in front of him "You know, with every breath I take, someone dies!"
Says the other guy "Have you tried brushing your teeth?"

Three men go to heaven

At the gate into heaven St. Peter tells them, they can have everything they want as long as they do not step on a dark cloud. After that, they enter and have an amazing time.

But after a week the first comes up to the others with his leg in a bear trap. The others ask him:
"What happend?"<...

During a fire, a women was stuck on the 4th floor with her baby.

Fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built man burst through the crowd and shouted to the woman. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the...

I tried deep diving without equipments once ...

It was breathtaking.

I hear the view from Mount Everest is breathtaking...

literally.

The outmaneuvre !

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, borin...

What's the difference between the Eiffel Tower and COVID-19?

One of them is actually breathtaking.

What does Keanu Reeves and the corona virus have in common?

They’re both breathtaking.

Why will space be a popular tourist spot?

The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless

Only science geeks will understand

It's been reported that Keanu Reeves has been stealing people's inhalers.

In other words, he's breathtaking

Coronavirus joke

Coronavirus attacks the lungs, so I guess you could say it's a breathtaking experience.

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Last night my girlfriend and I finally tried choking during sex.

It was breathtaking..

I killed my grandpa by switching off his life support

Gotta admit it was quite breathtaking

So Keanu Reeves just stabbed someone in the throat in John Wick...

Gasping for air and dying his victims says two last words. "You're breathtaking"

Overcome with the beauty of the Earth from space, the astronaut removed his helmet

The view was breathtaking

What did the asthmatic person say to the construction worker?

You're breathtaking.

I’m really allergic to pollen

But I feel this spring will be breathtaking

Drowning, choking, and suffocating

Are breathtaking experiences

A British Gentleman visits India..

He landed in the state of West Bengal, the former seat of the East Indian Company.

Dressed in classic gentlemanly fashion he decided to start the tour by visiting the famed Victoria Memorium Hall. Taken aback by the marvellous architecture, he stopped the nearest passerby and asked, "Who mad...

Guess how good my jokes on asthma are....

They're breathtaking

A Holy Car

A priest decides he’s fed up with his old car. So he goes to a dealership and finds a salesman.

The salesman notices the cross around the priest’s neck and asks,
“Are you, by chance, a man of God, sir?”.

The priest proudly says
“Why yes I am!”.

“Well then,” says the s...

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Why do some people like being choked during sex?

Because it is breathtakingly good.

Did you hear about the beautiful strangler?

He was breathtaking.



a small amount of cred to another post i read on this sub today.

Trophy Wife

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful looks and charm.

She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are ...

People think I'm an idiot because I really enjoy getting strangled.

But, really, it's quite breathtaking!

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Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored...

Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
<...

I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty...

*Breathtaking*

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The Blue Pigeon.

There once was a medium sized city on the countryside. The villagers were happy, economy was thriving, education in top form, and few complaints could be made.

One day a pigeon arrived. The next day another. And the next day the pigeon population doubled again. This happened until the villag...

What is space like without a space suit?

Breathtaking

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There was once an old postman...

...whose name was Stan. Stan had had a robust career delivering mail in a small town for over 45 years, and decided to retire. On his final day of work, the families on his route all decided to give him presents to show their appreciation. At the first house, the McKinsleys gave him a very nice set ...

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