When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it’s inspiring and motivational
But when I have it all of a sudden I’m “endangering animals” and have a “lifetime ban from the zoo”
Inspiring quote: Build a fire for a man and he'll be warm for an hour.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
The only thing inspiring in my like is my blood type:
I'm a B+
Yo Mamma’s so ugly...
She’s been inspiring others to practice social distancing her whole life!
An inspiring true story about my friend's grandmother.
I'd like to tell you a little-known, but inspiring and true story that involves my friend Jake's grandmother.
Her name was Erica. She lived a typical grandmother life, knitting, spoiling her grandchildren and puttering around.
But despite having lived a full life before retiring, she w...
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A dude walks into a restaurant and says,
"Where's the fucking manager you cock-sucker?"
The host is surprised and replies, "Excuse me, but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can."
The manager comes over and the dude asks, "Are you the fucking manager of thi...
Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring.
He really opened a lot of young minds!
The speech Trump gave was inspiring...
But it sounded better with the original german wording.
My grandma once told me an inspiring quote about the ocean
I can't remember exactly how it went. I just remember it being very deep
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed.
The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But bef...