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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

Being a writer is enjoyable...

But the job of editor is more rewording.

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It’s Friday night and a young woman gets chatting with a handsome army sergeant in a bar.

After a couple of drinks she asks: “So when was the last time you slept with a real woman then?”

A little taken aback, the sergeant replies “Let’s see...that would have been about 2015”.

With that, the woman takes him home for a thoroughly enjoyable evening. Afterwards she exclaims: “W...

Quarantine would be a lot more enjoyable if I wasn't stuck in a room with my least favorite person.

I should get roommates.

There's nothing quite as enjoyable as the sound of a child's laughter

unless of course it's 3am and you don't have kids

I went to a party last weekend at MC Hammer's house, but it wasn't very enjoyable though...

...he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things...

Music is much more enjoyable if you listen with your eyes shut.

It is also more enjoyable if the people sitting near you would listen with their mouths shut

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Elderly man goes to doctor complaining that sex is not as enjoyable as it used to be.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he and his wife are not enjoying sex as much any more.

The doctor asks "How old are you and your wife?"

The man says "We are both 80."

The doctor asks "And when did you first start noticing this?"

The man answers "Well, three ...

I watched a documentary on marijuana

It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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